Marvel! As I offer fresh perspectives on today’s burning issues—like the tragic fall of the SCART lead, The Culture Wars, the difference between crab sticks and rhubarb, and the surprising origins of tiramisu!
Guffaw with delight! As I dive into my archive with the help of my patented Old Bit Randomiser, revisiting fan favourites like Interspecies Tennis, That Time I Went Up in the Space Shuttle, and When Nan Got Her Hair Caught in the Knitting.
Cough awkwardly! As Gary—my son from my first marriage—once again tries to seize control of the empire.
Tap your feet! As Stouffer the Cat drops a little Stefflon Don into the mix.
Watch in wonder! As the legendary Badger Parade returns, with special guest appearances from The Knitted Character and Abu Hamster.
And one lucky audience member will even get the chance to join me live in a brand new double act!
So climb aboard... THE LAUGHTER TRAIN!
